Friday, December 6, 2013

7 Reasons to Never Mess with a Dance Mom

1. She’s read the warning label on the E6000 and she’s not afraid.

2. She can juggle schedules, meal times, costumes, and bobby pins without blinking an eye.

3. She has a glue gun and she’s not afraid to use it.

4. She’s protective of her kids. Some use the term psychotic. She does not like that term.

5. She knows how to handle drama better than any soap opera star.

6. She carries double sided tape and eyelash glue in her purse.

7. She has glitter. Glitter never goes away. Step back.


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