Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Stuff Dance Moms Say - Stuff Dance Dads Say


Moms

  • Please don't take your eyelashes off at the table.
  • All of your clubs have to meet at lunch or before school. You have dance.
  • Don't throw things at your sister! She has to dance next week
  • That costume needs more rhinestones
  • Oooh...you should dance to this song
  • Are you stretched? (repeat 10x)
  • You painted your nails!!!! Take that off!
  • Sure I can stone that.
  • More hairspray!
  • If you change quickly we can get a quick lunch between solos & awards.
  • Let me spray more glitter on you. I see a bare spot.
  • Don't you think that (costume) should be a two piece?
  • You can't. You have dance.
  • Sure, I'll drive three hours so she can perform one 3 minute dance.
  • You can always buy new underwear. Don't forget the costumes.



Dads

  • I don't even want to see the bill. Just pay it & keep quiet.
  • This prop isn't TOO heavy.
  • We have to take her WHERE for nationals?
  • Where is the rest of that costume?
  • I can retire a few years later, let her do another solo.
  • Sure, honey, I'll build you a prop. And rent a U-Haul to get it to competitions.
  • I spent all day at work with glitter on my face. No one told me.
  • What should I fix myself for dinner tonight?
  • So, I took my boss to lunch today and I'm sure he wondered why there were rhinestones in the seat of my car.



Feel free to add your own in the comments!





2 comments:

Crabby Lime on September 1, 2013 at 10:42 AM said...

omg....too many to list

Michelle Gordon on September 8, 2013 at 1:16 PM said...

What about "You know you're a dance mom when...."

You know you're a dance mom when....
- You're driving down the road the dance studio is on and you pull in out of habit.
- you've gagged on the drive home when your dancer took their shoes off
- you're not really snobby.. just plain exhausted
- other parents mistake you for a Studio employee
- You know where to buy rhinestones for the best prices
- You have a pen, highlighter and sharpie with you at all times
- you buy more bobby pins in a competition season than most people do in a lifetime.
- you've considered having your paycheck direct deposited into your studio account

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