- Please don't take your eyelashes off at the table.
- All of your clubs have to meet at lunch or before school. You have dance.
- Don't throw things at your sister! She has to dance next week
- That costume needs more rhinestones
- Oooh...you should dance to this song
- Are you stretched? (repeat 10x)
- You painted your nails!!!! Take that off!
- Sure I can stone that.
- More hairspray!
- If you change quickly we can get a quick lunch between solos & awards.
- Let me spray more glitter on you. I see a bare spot.
- Don't you think that (costume) should be a two piece?
- You can't. You have dance.
- Sure, I'll drive three hours so she can perform one 3 minute dance.
- You can always buy new underwear. Don't forget the costumes.
Dads
- I don't even want to see the bill. Just pay it & keep quiet.
- This prop isn't TOO heavy.
- We have to take her WHERE for nationals?
- Where is the rest of that costume?
- I can retire a few years later, let her do another solo.
- Sure, honey, I'll build you a prop. And rent a U-Haul to get it to competitions.
- I spent all day at work with glitter on my face. No one told me.
- What should I fix myself for dinner tonight?
- So, I took my boss to lunch today and I'm sure he wondered why there were rhinestones in the seat of my car.
Feel free to add your own in the comments!
2 comments:
omg....too many to list
What about "You know you're a dance mom when...."
You know you're a dance mom when....
- You're driving down the road the dance studio is on and you pull in out of habit.
- you've gagged on the drive home when your dancer took their shoes off
- you're not really snobby.. just plain exhausted
- other parents mistake you for a Studio employee
- You know where to buy rhinestones for the best prices
- You have a pen, highlighter and sharpie with you at all times
- you buy more bobby pins in a competition season than most people do in a lifetime.
- you've considered having your paycheck direct deposited into your studio account
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